Saturday, April 11, 2015

Translating Penis Rights Doublespeak, for your convenience



Translation:

Shut Down the Fundraiser for a Women's Music Festival!
Portland Anti-Feminist Action Team

Portland's most militant Beta Male Liberation groups protest and pledge an end to upcoming feminist, anti-male, female "rights" rally sponsored by Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, a known female-only event. 





Translation:

A male person's right to make everyone else call his penis female is just as important and just as reasonable as a female person's right to say no to sex.




Translation:

If men aren't allowed to treat women as subhuman for having female reproductive systems, then women aren't allowed to even notice that a male person is male, much less that male people are their oppressors. [See also: claims of reverse racism]




Translation:

Males are only as much of a threat to women as lesbians are. Also, male violence is just as wacky and rare as motorbike accidents on wheelchair ramps.




Translation:

Let's continually call any feminists who won't indulge/prioritize men's sexual entitlement racist, and just hope it sticks.





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